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whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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vvorldwideweb:
foodtrucker: *concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!! *from the back of the room* ok how are u
foodtrucker:
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
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(Source: broriarty, via modvamps)
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y